Because I'm a very classy guy, I shant go into detail here. But if there was any possible way this video could give me more raging boners that it already does, it would have to be dipped in the finest of Bavarian chocolate and autographed by Captain Lou Albano himself.
So anyway, my fevered search for this VHS gem led me to the pretty fucking sweet/totally lame-ass girly girl custom doll art of Tanya Van Der Ploeg. A lot of her work makes the gay man in me swoon, and drink those little individual Crystal Light packets you add to bottled water. But of course it was the Valeria doll that touched me so. Eat this:
"She carries a knotted climbing rope (to help her up the temple wall) complete with grapling hook. :-) Her pants are cotton knit, hand sewn to her - how ELSE do you get the painted on look? LOL - her boots are, I'm afraid, "pleather" - again for the skin hugging effect.
She wears three leather belts, one permanent with the classic skull emblem, one riveted to support the scabbard when it's slung over her back and one buckled"and the best part...
"Her sword is hand ground carbon steel with a walnut handle and beaded pommel. This is *NOT* a toy, it has been sharpened and will cut!"
Oh snap! Just like the G1 Transformers!
Okay stop typing. Now somebody please get me a commission so I can afford to buy a 20 year old workout tape off of some overcharging punk on ebay. Hey thanx k bye! lol omg d2: the mighty ducks
13 comments:
Oh Jesus CHRIST!
My boner count just went through the roof (literally....I was launched off of my chair).
This post just made me want to curl up on some wild boar pelts with you next to the glowing embers of a dying camp fire while Subotai keeps watch outside of our tent and the distance sounds of Tulsa Dooms castle echo through the night. (longest run-on sentence ever? I think so!) Love me.
in the immortal words of the kool-Aid man, "Oooooohhh Yeeeahhhhhh...."
OMG! That's the foooooking most hilarious thing I've ever bloody seen. That's no sport. That's porn! You should give a hint to all (straight) men "Wear thick pants will you?!"
I need to see Conan the Barbarian again... Happy 2007!
i remember this great cartoon when i was growing up. it was called "food with faces". it was the greatest cartoon series i've ever seen. there was only one episode and it featured this adorable little character called "bread". great fun. i wonder whatever happened to the guy that created it. maybe he'll come out of retirement some day.
yeah. fuck you anyway bitch. i mean mitch. i mean bitch. you think you're better than me? you calling me a liar? oh... i'm too busy to do shit on my blog. fuck the blog. let's bring it out into the real world. you only like the vulcan half breed. but hey, she lives 600 miles away pal. sure she thinks you're funny but does she love you like we do? sure she does. can you tell i'm drunk? i'm not drunk. i'm drunk. so there, you drunk. you think you're so drunk. you are not drunk. i'm not drunk. where's my keys.
i'm sorry. i love you man. ididn't mean it. you're alright. this guys' alright. fuck you man. think you're better than me.
gosh. i need some comment moderation. what would my mom think?
i need to buy a better sense of humor too.
i mean we're even just asking for a little tease every once in a while baby. come on. don't hold out. i love you baby. i don't WANT to go looking for something else, but i got needs....
happy valentine's day plumpkin.
do you even have an EMAIL address? or are you still living in a pineapple under the m-F'ing SEA!?!?!
oh anyways... you still want to do that whale thing? I don't have AIM anymore so either shoot me a message via SkyNet or something similar. KIT TTYL BYOB
-T1000
If it helps? - odds are the 'girly girl' bits you objected to were commissions......
*grin*
Tanya - who's hubby started making blades because *I* like them.
http://www.dolls-n-daggers.com
okay daddy-o its time for something new. your 2 months are up.
begin posting.............
now.
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