Thursday, June 28, 2007

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

Be the envy of all the other Sumerian demons in your neighborhood with this brand-new, totally bitchin' customizable T-shirt by spacesick! So grab your sharpie, write your name in the blank, put on your favorite Ray Parker Jr. song, and let the fun begin!

And just for "fun," here's an early version of the design (with a BAD-ASS ghost) that I loved but thought might be too busy for a T-shirt.

I just started shopping this around to the T-shirt companies today! So until one of them gets back to me with a deal, I'm gonna go down to the Hostess store and wait in line for the new iTwinkies to come out.

"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

"Since I've joined these men I've seen shit that'll turn you WHITE!"

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"


Monday, June 11, 2007

What A Country! :D

oh so hey! my hilarious and super awesome 80's retro punk hipster emo nerd Yakov All Trades T-shirt is now available at I'd say you should pick one up, so I can finally afford to support both my subscription to SuicideGirls, and my debilitating cotton candy addiction.

it just got put up so it's not on the front page yet, but here are the direct links for your viewing pleasure.

1st floor: menswear

2nd floor: womenswear, lingerie, and scented body glitter

America! FUCK YEAH!

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Pink Girlie

just a random flash sketch while I sat around and listened to Prince and Siouxsie and Ozzy and Aerosmith and Alice and and and!

I don't know if it's possible to be half 80's glam and half rollergirl bettie, I don't remember if horn piercings (which I've only seen once) actually look like that, and I don't get why goth chicks can't stand to be around me when all I want to do IS LOVE THEM!!!1153#&**!!!

all I know is...

that this chick probably wouldn't do me either. but she might suckerpunch me in the taint. which would actually be pretty cool.

am I right, ladies? OH YEAH! high five!

Monday, June 04, 2007


it's just like my grandpappy used to say...

"the buttsecks you want, you ain't gettin,
and the buttsecks you're gettin, you don't want."

it's as true today as it was last october.

and I've got news! I'll tell you when I find out if I'm allowed to tell you. also after I go return "throw momma from the train."

edit: my Yakov All Trades design will soon be available from the good folks over at LuckyThreadz. it's my first print ever. hey ma, look at me! I'm a DESIGNER! now I can trace things and apply different color pallets to them and stuff! ironically! :D yay me! *hug* *kiss, with a little bit of tongue*