Friday, June 23, 2006

Hey asshole! I ain't dead yet.


Holy shitballs of Antioch! I haven't posted in over a month or stopped by in weeks. Sorry, baby.

I'd like to say that I've been busy working hard at my fantastic new art job, but what are ya gonna do? Nothin! That's what. On the bright side, I have had a lot of time to work on my poetry, and buy many patterned scrapbooking scissors, and my azaleas are coming in beautifully this year.

I drew this today just for you, as a thank you. I'll update with colors tomorrow. I think I love you.

14 comments:

Angie Pansey said...

Dude, along the lines of every good 80s family sitcom:

"Please don't ever scare us like that again. Use birth control next time, Carol."

Great drawing! My withdrawal symptoms are finally subsiding.

Garrett said...

Awesomely stylish scratchings, good sir!

drono said...

oh glorious day.
congratulations on the new art job. my gramma always said that being a fry cook gave her an artistic outlet also.

welcome back son.

Jay D Smith said...

new art job!! congrats!!

Mad Cat Quilts said...

hahahahaa!
Look at his teeny pee-pee!!

Anonymous said...

wow.

he/she has one of everything:)

drono said...

i think that's just mitch's shaved nutsack.

drono said...

i mean, this is nice and all, but how about posting some more. i know, i'm getting greedy.

John Rozum said...

Some of the line work on this creature makes it look like John Carpenter's The Thing puked and Al Hirschfeld drew a picture of it.

I mean that in a good way.

Perry Linton Joseph Osuna said...

Very koool monster killa !!!

z0mbi said...

fantastic and suitably disgusting!

Jublin said...

oh great. the bitch is back... now i can finally go to sleep.

thanks for everything
-julie newmar

vulcanhalfbreed said...

Your self-portraits are really beginning to look eerily realistic.

spacesick said...

har har har. y'all is crazy.

thanks guys!