Happy Halloween, boys and ghouls!

NO, I'm not one of those people who think the whole world wants to hear the stupid fucking mixtape that they painstakingly put together after the breakup with their significant other/boss who decided it would be best for everyone involved if they just took the job offer to be night shift manager at the Big Boy two towns over. even though I'm fucking awesome. FACT! :D hey I was already making a copy for one of my friends, plus I just wanted an excuse to photoshop my logo onto a pumpkin. woohoo!

download here!
01 - Alice Cooper - He's Back (The Man Behind the Mask) (Friday the 13th Part VI).mp3
02 - Dokken - Dream Warriors (A Nightmare on Elm Street 3).mp3
03 - The Dudes Of Wrath - Shocker (Shocker).mp3
04 - Motorhead - Hellraiser 3 (Hellraiser).mp3
05 - 45 Grave - Party Time (Zombie Version) (Return of the Living Dead).mp3
06 - AC-DC - Who Made Who (Maximum Overdrive).mp3
07 - Dramarama - Anything, Anything (A Nightmare On Elm Street 4).mp3
08 - The Fat Boys - Are You Ready For Freddy (A Nightmare On Elm Street 4).mp3
09 - J. Geils Band - Fright Night (Fright Night).mp3
10 - The Dickies - Killer Klowns from Outer Space.mp3
11 - Divinyls - Back to the Wall (A Nightmare On Elm Street 4).mp3
12 - Tim Cappello - I Still Believe (The Lost Boys).mp3
13 - Ozzy Osbourne - Secret Loser (The Wraith).mp3
14 - Ian Hunter - Good Man in a Bad Time (Fright Night).mp3
15 - Michael Sembello - Rock Until You Drop (Monster Squad).mp3
16 - Metropolis - Darkest Side of the Night (Friday the 13th Part 8).mp3
17 - Autograph - You Can't Hide From the Beast Inside (Fright Night).mp3
18 - Fastway - Trick or Treat (Trick or Treat).mp3
19 - Megadeth - No More Mr. Nice Guy (Shocker).mp3
20 - Gerard McMann - Cry Little Sister (Theme From The Lost Boys) (The Lost Boys).mp3
21 - The Ramones - Pet Sematary.mp3
22 - Goo Goo Dolls - I'm Awake Now (Freddy's Dead).mp3
Bonus Track - The Elm Street Group - Do The Freddy.mp3
Bonus Track - Weird Al Yankovic - Nature Trail to Hell.mp3

and if you're in the mood to see your favorite horror movie badboys chillaxing in the same VIP lounge as their MTV rockstar buddies, check out the super secret Video Companion that I CLEVERLY hid away so it wouldn't bog my blog down. bog the blog. that's hard to say. hey I was watching em all anyway! like I have anything better to do. plus it gave me an excuse to work out the anxiety caused by my recurring nightmare where I get an awful haircut at some cheap mall salon and then wake up as the lesbian it used to belong to. eep!

and don't forget to vote and leave a comment on my SPOOKTACULAR Threadless submission, Something Borrowed.


a sample of what awesomeness you'll find in the Video Companion. and I've never worked at a Big Boy, by the way. in case you were still wondering.

Hey little sister, shotgun!

Something Borrowed is up for voting at Threadless, and I think this one might actually stand a chance of getting printed. so click the picture to go there and vote for your boy space! and if you like this design, it's important that you leave a comment there on the voting page. thanks y'all!

and I even put together a mini soundtrack so you (and I) can listen to some of the tunes that inspired it.

01 - Deathstars - White Wedding.mp3
02 - Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl.mp3
03 - Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein.mp3
04 - 45 Grave - Party Time (Zombie Version).mp3
05 - Siouxsie & the Banshees - Peek-A-Boo (Silver Dollar Mix).mp3
06 - Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party.mp3
07 - Rob Zombie - How To Make A Monster (Kitty's Purrrrformance Mix).mp3
08 - Billy Idol - White Wedding (Part 1).mp3

Collect All 20!

no way! I totally say that!

this is practice for a huge multi-artist collaboration that I plan on asking a few people to take part in sometime in the next few months. then it'll hopefully grow from there.

to give you an idea of how long I've wanted to do a cool retro sticker like this... my computer says I scanned in the original Garbage Pail Kids and Good Times trading cards I used for it on april 16, 2006!

I left my wallet in my other fanny pack.

practicing a 5 minute sketch for Linzie Hunter's 5 minute doodle! group.

inspired by the random 5 minute long song I picked to time me (Spacehog - In the Meantime), and one of my friend nate's catchprases. and to lol @ the 90's even MORE, guess what song came on right afterwards... 4 Non Blondes - What's Up. shyeah! it was the bomb!

And I've never met a girl like you before.

I'm tryin! I didn't redraw everything over and over again, I didn't obsess over wonky placement, I just drew lines and said go with it.

I pulled this chick out of nowhere, but it probably would be better if I drew from some actual reference for once. sooo... who wants to volunteer to be my model? huh? jk. but seriously. that would rock.

Well then tell them to stay out of the way!

this is the bottom half of the front of a wallet collaboration with Justin White for Tinymeat.com. it's taken me way to long to get this done because everyone else's battle wallets just kick so much ass and I want ours to be fucking EPIC!

my inside sketch is at the same level of completion and they probably collectively need about 10-12 more hours before we can have a complete wallet mock-up. I'm slow.

Frank Wastelayer: Private Detective is a character of mine and an adult cartoon idea that I've had for well over two years now. Frank's an aging, once-great, down-on-his-luck warrior who's given a second chance at fame and thrust back into the world of heroism. he's basically Conan meets 70's Hanna-Barbera mystery show, and combines my favorite elements of classic fantasy art, cartoons, video games, sword & sorcrey flicks, and dusty old pulp novels. and if given the chance, I am so ready to pitch this badboy to Adult Swim. do YOU happen to know anybody I should talk to?

Sacred Heartbreaker or "Every Little Thing She Does is Black Magick"

it may not look bad-ass yet, but it will! I don't know why I started drawing this; I just do what the demons living in my Dio records tell me to. now they're telling me to draw a baby elephant riding a giraffe.

Everybody's Working In Progress for the Weekend!

"Halloween 1983" wakka wakka wakka!


FUCKIN A! girls and their boobs are a lot easier to draw when I actually have them in front of me. but when that happens, the only thing further from my mind than drawing is that episode of Saved By the Bell where the gang spends the night in a sporting goods store at the mall in order to be first in line for U2 tickets, but then gets tangled up with some shady characters in a wacky off-the-wall dash for cash that will keep you in stitches! shit, I wonder if that's on soon.

I'm not the best at drawing girls. I should really be doing it a lot more.


I JUST figured out how to upload pictures from my camera phone. I'm also trying to grow the coolest mustache and sideburns of all time, and maybe someday they'll even connect! oh boy! and even if they don't, at least I'm pretty.

dig the hot pink paint in my bedroom? yeah I bet you do.