S.T.E.L.L.A.R! Available Now at Tilteed!

Available here at the low price of $12 for an extended-limited time while they move shop. Totally awesome! :D So go snag yourself some of this space age goodness while the gettin's good!

Plus, as an added bonus, Patrick over there managed to get a rare interview out of me after totally calling me out on my a-hole interview avoiding ways. It's sure to make all of the hottest Fall must-read lists!

Cynthia Myers for Schlitz Beer - Miss December 1968

This is awesome! My favorite Playmate (and fellow Toledo, Ohio native) Cynthia Myers is the new retro spokesmodel for Schlitz beer. Maybe that's enough to get me to drink one.

Go advertising! Go 60s! Go breasts!

"Perfect" available at TeeFury for 24 hours!

But that was 2 days ago. The release date slipped my mind because I'm a total asshole.

If you have a time machine though, I recommend going back and getting yourself a copy for $9! You can't beat those prices!

Here/Then

Kinds of Robots We'll Have in the Future

"Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of health!"

"And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free... because they're made of metal, and robots are strong."

Tamigotcha!

Possible ting for a ting. Don't let it die!

Shakira, She Wolf of the SS

So it looks like this is my new favorite song and video and I've listened to it about 10 times on repeat since first discovering it and I don't care what any of you think.

My only problem now is deciding when to watch the English version and when to heat things up even more with the Spanish version. Wolf Fever: catch it! Awrooo!

Can you connect the dots and help Mr. Raccoon fly his hot air balloon?

I know you can!

Being that this is for Threadless' "Loves Childhood" competition (Sponsored by BabyCenter® and Threadless Kids), I wanted to try a new approach. Do you think it works? There's still more drawing to do, so I'm gonna go for it.

Also- totally crazy how my random number of dots turned out to equal 50! Bam!

That Daring Young Chap and His Highflying Dirigibubbler 2

Had some time to add to the original sketch today. I hope he still looks just as cute!

From before: "In my wondrous vision, this chap is peddling a flying bicycle that spits out all sorts of bubbles which get caught in an air balloon-like net overhead and keep the magnificent contraption afloat. Don't you dare judge me."

Kind of Bloop: An 8-Bit Tribute to Miles Davis

Pixel art by SnackAdmiral.

Andy from Waxy.org noticed my completely random Miles Davis post the other day, and informed me about his ambitious chiptune project "Kind of Bloop"- which drops soon. Listen to what the man says:

"What would the pioneers of jazz sound like on a Nintendo Entertainment System? Coltrane on a C-64? Mingus on Amiga? For years, I've wondered what "chiptune jazz" would sound like, but there are only a tiny handful of jazz covers ever made.

To satisfy my curiosity - and commemorate the 50th anniversary of Miles Davis's "Kind of Blue" - I've asked five brilliant chiptune musicians to collaborate and reinvent the entire album in the 8-bit sound."

And because of the way song licensing works, I think today is the last day to snag yourself a copy!

Learn more here.

Daring Chap

And what is this daring chap up to today? Perhaps we'll find out.

Miles Davis - Blue in Green (1959)

I'm feeling particularly classy today.

Refined, even.

*turns up the volume*

I think I'd like to watch a laid back porno built entirely around the smooth, smoky sounds of classic jazz.

*mixes another Manhattan*

Oh there it went.

Button-O-Matic's New "Currency" Series

These shiny 24-karat gold works of art are part of Button-O-Matic's new "Currency" series, curated by the incomparable Dustin "Upso" Hostetler, and will soon be available in thirty vending machines across the country. Check here for a vending machine location near/very far away from you!

It blows my mind how everyone scampered off with the same theme and then came back with something completely unique to their personality! And how amazing do these suckers look as a set? :D See if you can guess which buttons belong to which artists!

Spacesick
Tim Biskup
Damien Correll
Jennifer Daniel
Nicholas Gazin
Ginette Lapalme
Travis Millard
STEAK MTN
Luke Ramsey
Geoffrey Todd Smith

Organ Rejection Shirt

How charming! Available here for a limited time! $15 US

Practice Your Texting

Laughter!

Organ Rejection for Sale at Woot!

Hot diggity! My super secret Woot shirt just went up today as part of Ape Lad's specially curated 2 year anniversary celebration. It's displayed majestically on the front page for 24 hours, but will still be available through a special link after that.

Either way, get your credit cards ready! Even if they did make fun of my fuckin kidney, and spelled my name Micth.

Available here!

Plus my friend Aled's got the highest selling shirt over there right now, so check it out if you like Back to the Future and Doctor Whom!