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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The "I Can Read Movies" Series

A growing collection of film-based book covers. Click on each one to view it bigger, read my "hilarious" color commentary, and even tell me what movies YOU'D like to see next! :D

And view a bigger, cleaner, brighter gallery right here at Spacesick.com!

I Believe I Can Fly!We're the Princes of the UniverseNo More Drugs for that ManYou are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs.This Means Something. This is Important.Back Off, Man. I'm a Scientist.Ghost DadWhat Are You Looking at, Dicknose?I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love- that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?I suggest you give me what you owe me... or "anything goes".You've got purple on you...So she's a little organic! *shrug*When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy...Sorry, folks... park's closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya.You're going to love this... just love it.If I put these hands in my pockets, I will be arrested for carrying concealed deadly weapons. Knowhutimean?You remind me of the babe!Bottom line? She tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got badder fish to fry.Strictly speaking, I'm NEVER supposed to do this. But have you got a better idea?WarGames ReduxI know it's a little early for Christmas, Edward, but... I have a present for you.I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I play video games.I'm not in the business... I *am* the business.Is this the big secret you've been keeping from me? Is it that you're a mermaid, or is there something else?I'm simply saying that life, uh, finds a way.Hey look! That one's got a cute little stripe on its head.Something my granddaddy used to tell us... You know Macumba? Voodoo. Granddad was a priest in Trinidad. Used to tell us "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."50,000? You got 50,000 on Double Dragon?

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Happy Birthday, The "I Can Read Movies" Series!



I just realized that tomorrow will mark the one year anniversary of the "I Can Read Movies" Series. Yowza! I can't believe it's already been a year. I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who has enjoyed and supported the series all this time. Thank you so very much!

You know what? I think this celebration calls for a delicious Mrs. Fields cookie cake. Who wants a frosting piece?! Raise your hand! :D

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

More Human Than Human - Limited Edition Art Print and Glow in the Dark T-shirt Available Now at Nakatomi!



Ahh, yes! Christmastime is in the air, and you know what that means. Jingle bells and merriment abound, a thousand little lights bring their magical glow to every snow-covered neighborhood street, and Spacesick's totally electrifying "I Can Read Movies" art inspired by the movie Blade Runner is available as part of the second annual Nakatomi Invitational!

That's right! This is the first time EVER that art from the "I Can Read Movies" Series has been made available anywhere. And the T-shirt and art print are limited to 100 each, so get em while their hot!

Get the Glow in the Dark T-shirt for $20, the Print for $30, or BOTH for $40 right here!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Real tough mothers, ain't ya? You guys don't show me much. Why don't you dickheads just walk all the way back home, huh?

Real tough mothers, ain't ya? You guys don't show me much. Why don't you dickheads just walk all the way back home, huh?

I knew when I woke up today that I wanted to make another "I Can Read Movies" cover, I just had no clue what movie to pick. It's been too damn long, I tells ya! 3 months, I think! I hope it came out okay. The Warriors is one of my favorites, and I don't want to let it down. CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Don't forget that you can see the entire series in its own easy-to-use gallery here!


Sunday, November 29, 2009

50,000? You got 50,000 on Double Dragon?



This moldy old book has seen better days, but boy what an awesome movie! I couldn't tell you how many times I watched my copy of The Wizard as a kid... on Betamax... taped off TV... but knowing that number could help scientists explain why I am the way that I am. Such a great cast! And as far as hour and a half long toy commercials go, I don't know if it can get much better than this.

See the full "I Can Read Movies" Series gallery here

"I know what you were gonna do, and you can just forget about it. There is no way! I am NOT kissing a boy."

"A girl maybe?"

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Hey look! That one's got a cute little stripe on its head.


Hey look! That one's got a cute little stripe on its head.

Finally! The long lost second book in the "I Can Read Movies" Series! I've been looking for this baby for the longest time, you guys. And believe you me, I had to pay a pretty penny to get it in such good condition. *gently seals in protective UltraPro bag*

No but REALLY, this was going to be the second book ever- right after Space Jam. I just couldn't get a handle on it, so I moved on to Highlander. What an EXCITING story! :D And don't forget, you can see the entire series in its own easy-to-use gallery right here.

"You know there's some things I forgot to tell you guys... and they're really important."

Sunday, May 31, 2009

When there's no more room in hell...


Something my granddaddy used to tell us... You know Macumba? Voodoo. Granddad was a priest in Trinidad. Used to tell us "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

I was finally in the mood to make a cover honoring one of my absolutely all-time don't-you-forget-it you-better-believe it top 5 favorite movies EVAH today, so I just went with it (with a wink and a nod to the second "I Can Read Movies" I ever did- hey who wants to live forever anyway?). Zombies. That's who.

"What the hell are they?"

"They're us, that's all."

Monday, June 15, 2009

The "I Can Read Movies" Series featured in UK's The Guardian Guide



So cool! I guess it's like a TV Guide sorta thing. And look, the pink matches the whole rest of the layout. I'm honoured! Thanks to Phones for the picture, and for mailing me my own copy as we speak! :D

See also:
Littlepixel™'s flickr

I'm not in the business... I *am* the business. (Blade Runner cover)

Do not see:
Juno

Friday, October 02, 2009

Totes T-Shirt at Vintage Vantage



John Keddie from Vintage Vantage came to me months and months ago with this redonkulous idea after seeing the totem in my Ernest Goes to Camp "I Can Read Movies" cover, and it finally debuted this week. I love how it turned out! It's perfect. Strong enough for a man, but gentle enough for a woman. John's vintage treatment and speech bubble took it to a whole new level.

On sale now for $14 in Mens and Womens, but not Raccoons for some reason. Hmm.