A juvenile poem inspired by something Dave Chappelle said on Inside the Actors Studio last night, and all of Shel Silverstein's stuff that I loved as a kid.
This story about a kid who can only tell time by watching TV started off so freakin' funny and totally whacked-out, but the craziness kind of got whittled down as I was drawing this cutesy little elephant. I'm actually surprised at how tame and "8-year-old-girly" the whole damn thing now comes off as.
It still ends with the Monkey Doctor sticking a TV antenna into the kid's head, though. So that's something. I'd like to post what I have done, but I think it still needs to be polished.
And to show that I'm not all "Pretty Princesses" I also churned out
"The Unfortunate Story of Jennifer Reeve,
and the Day That Her Nipples Decided to Leave"
Why the hell did I just type so much?! Nobody wants to see that, especially me!