Friday, April 07, 2006

Watch This Space (UPDATE ON MONDAY)

Update on Monday!!!

I don't have stage fright; that would be ridiculous.



Now look away, I can't do it with you watching.

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I decree that the next post will contain no less than 3 and no more than 6 of the following sweet-ass things:

skulls
monsters
vampires
a crooked sheriff
an unlikely hero
gun-slinging bounty hunters
killer robots
wizards
dragons
sword-wielding warriors
hordes of the walking dead
his Dark Lord, Satan
a wicked spaceship
Hulk Hogan

31 comments:

Goobeetsablog said...

the fun part comes in the combinations of these elements:

Hurtling through space in a wicked SpaceShip.A gun-slinging bounty hunter (Hulk Hogan)is on a mission to capture the crooked sheriff vampire and supress his legion of Killer Robots.

If only he could keep little billy from dying of scurvy.

Thursday at 8pm on PAX

spacesick said...

ahahaha! I believe that one also stars Carl Weathers and Tia Carrere.

I'll have to set my VCR.

wintermonkey said...

and if you would include michael landon playing a zombie angel i think you have yourself what we call out here in "the biz" a pitch.

nightwing said...

a pitch...pfff...that was a sci-fi original movie like 5 years ago
but where is the damsel in distress...you have to have one

Rafa said...

Could you include David Warner?

z0mbi said...

I'd buy it.

Rozum said...

So many ingredients I like. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with.

UrbanBarbarian said...

I'm scared but very excited!!!

z0mbi said...

I'm still waiting...

wintermonkey said...

yeah me too. i'm still waiting. (what were we waiting for?)

spacesick said...

Hey ya'll.

I'm busy. Working. For peanuts. You will see when I tell you to see.

*bamf!*

Jay D Smith said...

bah, no one can fullfill all those promises!!!

you better not be fibbing!!!

wintermonkey said...

WAIT A MINUTE!!! i just realized you said sweet-ass things, yet i am nowhere on that list. what gives?

spacesick said...

wintermonkey, you suck major ass. Get rid of the comment moderation on your blog and I'll think about it. I refuse to be censored! Fuck!

wintermonkey said...

lemme check that out... i think my blog isn't set up right. i'll get back to you momentarily....
okay. it's fixed. no censoring allowed in the wintermonkey camp.

reboundicon said...

i cant wait man

Chris Battle said...

Promises, promises.

wintermonkey said...

yeah. i guess spacesick is all done posting. oh well. it was fun while it lasted. it seems things like a job and food and shelter are more important than entertaining us. pffff.

nightwing said...

i know...selfish bastard



;)

Goobeetsablog said...

Yeah. Let's use his comment box as place to make fun of him:

I hear he has hair growing out of his ears- and he can only drive his car on two wheels (like in a cop show chase scene)

wintermonkey said...

you know what i read on the internet was that he's a siamese twin and the twin lives in his butt. or was it the other way around? i'll have to find the article.

spacesick said...

wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I HATE you! You guys aren't my REAL dads!

I wanna go back and live with Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan.

wintermonkey said...

just think of us as the abusive stepfather you never had.

if it doesn't hurt, then it's not real love.

Goobeetsablog said...
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Goobeetsablog said...

What's wrong with the coffeeshop-owning
Dick Butkus? or the gravelly-voiced judge?

Sure they weren't gay. Two guys living together in a loft apartment, and one of them is an abstract artist...

Dee C.K. said...

I think you should have hordes of the walking dead lead by Hulk Hogan!
Waiting patiently..............oh, who am i kidding!!! Get on with it man!

Bubbly Theater said...

want them hordes of undead robot vampires and hulk hogan in a fancy dress. pretty please?

wintermonkey said...

i'm trying to set my tivo for this space on monday. what time should i set it for? and will that be pacific, eastern or central time zone?

St John Street said...

sounds real fresh can't wiat 2 c

wintermonkey said...

tick. tock. tick. tock. i woke up this beautiful MONDAY morning with a new song in my heart. it played to the tune of "sweet caroline". not neil diamond's version, but "vern coleman's neil diamond experience's" version played on the casio keyboard with his lovely wife jill accompanying him on the tambourine. anyhoo, i can't remember the words, but i think it was something about how there's going to be a new post by spacesick today and so the world will once again be a happy place filled with skulls and monsters and vampires and hulk hogan, etc.etc.

wintermonkey said...

it's called performance anxiety. it happens to the best of us. well, not me.