following the overwhelming success of 2006's "Food With Faces: The Movie" and the Nobel Prize nomination I just received on Halloween for Best Pwnage of High School Kids in Crappy Costumes Who Have the Fuckin Nerve to Walk Up to ME With an Attitude and Are Too Damn Old to be Out Trick or Treating Anyway so They Totally Deserved to Get Laughed At By a Group of Drunk Twentysomethings Passing Out Candy, Spacesick Entertainment proudly presents "No, Greedy Kitty!"
NO, I'm not one of those people who think the whole world wants to hear the stupid fucking mixtape that they painstakingly put together after the breakup with their significant other/boss who decided it would be best for everyone involved if they just took the job offer to be night shift manager at the Big Boy two towns over. even though I'm fucking awesome. FACT! :D hey I was already making a copy for one of my friends, plus I just wanted an excuse to photoshop my logo onto a pumpkin. woohoo!
01 - Alice Cooper - He's Back (The Man Behind the Mask) (Friday the 13th Part VI).mp3 02 - Dokken - Dream Warriors (A Nightmare on Elm Street 3).mp3 03 - The Dudes Of Wrath - Shocker (Shocker).mp3 04 - Motorhead - Hellraiser 3 (Hellraiser).mp3 05 - 45 Grave - Party Time (Zombie Version) (Return of the Living Dead).mp3 06 - AC-DC - Who Made Who (Maximum Overdrive).mp3 07 - Dramarama - Anything, Anything (A Nightmare On Elm Street 4).mp3 08 - The Fat Boys - Are You Ready For Freddy (A Nightmare On Elm Street 4).mp3 09 - J. Geils Band - Fright Night (Fright Night).mp3 10 - The Dickies - Killer Klowns from Outer Space.mp3 11 - Divinyls - Back to the Wall (A Nightmare On Elm Street 4).mp3 12 - Tim Cappello - I Still Believe (The Lost Boys).mp3 13 - Ozzy Osbourne - Secret Loser (The Wraith).mp3 14 - Ian Hunter - Good Man in a Bad Time (Fright Night).mp3 15 - Michael Sembello - Rock Until You Drop (Monster Squad).mp3 16 - Metropolis - Darkest Side of the Night (Friday the 13th Part 8).mp3 17 - Autograph - You Can't Hide From the Beast Inside (Fright Night).mp3 18 - Fastway - Trick or Treat (Trick or Treat).mp3 19 - Megadeth - No More Mr. Nice Guy (Shocker).mp3 20 - Gerard McMann - Cry Little Sister (Theme From The Lost Boys) (The Lost Boys).mp3 21 - The Ramones - Pet Sematary.mp3 22 - Goo Goo Dolls - I'm Awake Now (Freddy's Dead).mp3 Bonus Track - The Elm Street Group - Do The Freddy.mp3 Bonus Track - Weird Al Yankovic - Nature Trail to Hell.mp3
and if you're in the mood to see your favorite horror movie badboys chillaxing in the same VIP lounge as their MTV rockstar buddies, check out the super secret Video Companion that I CLEVERLY hid away so it wouldn't bog my blog down. bog the blog. that's hard to say. hey I was watching em all anyway! like I have anything better to do. plus it gave me an excuse to work out the anxiety caused by my recurring nightmare where I get an awful haircut at some cheap mall salon and then wake up as the lesbian it used to belong to. eep!
and don't forget to vote and leave a comment on my SPOOKTACULAR Threadless submission, Something Borrowed.
a sample of what awesomeness you'll find in the Video Companion. and I've never worked at a Big Boy, by the way. in case you were still wondering.
Something Borrowed is up for voting at Threadless, and I think this one might actually stand a chance of getting printed. so click the picture to go there and vote for your boy space! and if you like this design, it's important that you leave a comment there on the voting page. thanks y'all!
and I even put together a mini soundtrack so you (and I) can listen to some of the tunes that inspired it.
01 - Deathstars - White Wedding.mp3 02 - Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl.mp3 03 - Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein.mp3 04 - 45 Grave - Party Time (Zombie Version).mp3 05 - Siouxsie & the Banshees - Peek-A-Boo (Silver Dollar Mix).mp3 06 - Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party.mp3 07 - Rob Zombie - How To Make A Monster (Kitty's Purrrrformance Mix).mp3 08 - Billy Idol - White Wedding (Part 1).mp3
this is practice for a huge multi-artist collaboration that I plan on asking a few people to take part in sometime in the next few months. then it'll hopefully grow from there.
to give you an idea of how long I've wanted to do a cool retro sticker like this... my computer says I scanned in the original Garbage Pail Kids and Good Times trading cards I used for it on april 16, 2006!
practicing a 5 minute sketch for Linzie Hunter's 5 minute doodle! group.
inspired by the random 5 minute long song I picked to time me (Spacehog - In the Meantime), and one of my friend nate's catchprases. and to lol @ the 90's even MORE, guess what song came on right afterwards... 4 Non Blondes - What's Up. shyeah! it was the bomb!
I'm tryin! I didn't redraw everything over and over again, I didn't obsess over wonky placement, I just drew lines and said go with it.
I pulled this chick out of nowhere, but it probably would be better if I drew from some actual reference for once. sooo... who wants to volunteer to be my model? huh? jk. but seriously. that would rock.
this is the bottom half of the front of a wallet collaboration with Justin White for Tinymeat.com. it's taken me way to long to get this done because everyone else's battle wallets just kick so much ass and I want ours to be fucking EPIC!
my inside sketch is at the same level of completion and they probably collectively need about 10-12 more hours before we can have a complete wallet mock-up. I'm slow.
Frank Wastelayer: Private Detective is a character of mine and an adult cartoon idea that I've had for well over two years now. Frank's an aging, once-great, down-on-his-luck warrior who's given a second chance at fame and thrust back into the world of heroism. he's basically Conan meets 70's Hanna-Barbera mystery show, and combines my favorite elements of classic fantasy art, cartoons, video games, sword & sorcrey flicks, and dusty old pulp novels. and if given the chance, I am so ready to pitch this badboy to Adult Swim. do YOU happen to know anybody I should talk to?
it may not look bad-ass yet, but it will! I don't know why I started drawing this; I just do what the demons living in my Dio records tell me to. now they're telling me to draw a baby elephant riding a giraffe.
FUCKIN A! girls and their boobs are a lot easier to draw when I actually have them in front of me. but when that happens, the only thing further from my mind than drawing is that episode of Saved By the Bell where the gang spends the night in a sporting goods store at the mall in order to be first in line for U2 tickets, but then gets tangled up with some shady characters in a wacky off-the-wall dash for cash that will keep you in stitches! shit, I wonder if that's on soon.
I'm not the best at drawing girls. I should really be doing it a lot more.
I JUST figured out how to upload pictures from my camera phone. I'm also trying to grow the coolest mustache and sideburns of all time, and maybe someday they'll even connect! oh boy! and even if they don't, at least I'm pretty.
dig the hot pink paint in my bedroom? yeah I bet you do.
yeah I thought it sounded pretty funny at first, but perhaps it bears too much of an auditory resemblence to another unfortunate word. but HEY! in any event, here's a work in progress from what will be my newest Threadless sub, "Death Rides A Tractor." I sure worked my way into a corner with the staging of the scythe, but I'll figure it out. because I'm a rockstar.
and a redraw of something I sketched in somebody's sketchbook. don't Care Bear Stare, it's not nice.
now enjoy Megadeth's hi-lariously fun cover of No More Mr. Nice Guy from the soundtrack to Wes Craven's 1989 horror flick "Shocker" (it's okay to like it because Alice fucking Cooper himself "raps" on another track on the album, by a metal supergroup called The Dudes of Wrath, which featured KISS's Paul Stanley and Motley Crue's Tommy Lee). that ends your trivia lesson for today! now go forth and rock.
I drew something this weekend that I think is PRETTY FUCKING SWEET, but I'm not allowed to show it yet. so for now, here's a preview from an animated short/game that I've been working on ever since I got back from chicago last week.
and here's some Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (my favorite band EVER) in case my complete and total Bad-Assitude comes into question for drawing little fucking hearts and having feelings.
good golly miss molly! I sure have been getting a crapload of hits this week thanks to Drawn! maybe somebody passing through could tell me what T-shirt company might want to buy this SPOOKTACULAR design.
AAAGHHH! holy crap! :D the lovely and talented Jared Chapman of Drawn! The Illustration and Cartooning Blog totally floored me yesterday when he said he'd like to feature me on the blog. this is so freakin cool for me since I've been religiously reading Drawn for about 8375293892 million years or so, and have discovered so many amazing artists because of it!
I spent a few minutes taking another stab at the ZUUL T-shirt design last night. and since I desperately want the chance to wear this badboy, I vowed to have it finished and ready to shop around to the T-shirt companies by this weekend. so this here is a quick draft. also, since I like your moxy, here's a few more recent sketches. right there. underneath. no. to the left. no! MY left. yeah there you go.
so be a pal and go vote a 5 and $ for "The High Self-Esteem of Sliced Bread!" and I tell you what, my friends, I'm in such a good mood today that I want all of you to feel this good too! so I'll even include this totally fucking inspirational Reading Rainbow song by the amazing Ben Vereen. can you hear it? it sounds like music to me!
hey that's me! kinda. I drew up a pretty cool new avatar based on the coolest sequel logo ever, and in a surprisingly short amount of time. plus FUCK YEAH! 2 Ghostbusters-themed posts in a row.
and here's a new T-shirt design called "The High Self-Esteem of Sliced Bread" that will be up for voting soon. of course, longtime spacesick fans (aka: Me) will notice that this cute little son of a bastard is based on last year's runaway success, Food With Faces: The Movie.
in any event, I'll be sure to let you (aka: Me) know when it's up, so you can pretend to give it a high score! in the meantime, just sit back and relax with the soothing New Jack sounds of Bobby Brown. "you-you-you know it!"
